Hooters, Hockey boys, and a lot of STDs.

Okay. This is Andy's ex-girlfriend, Meaghan. Yes. It is what it looks like. Meaghan here is one of the biggest sloots in Edmonton. She's on thedirty.com, honestly. Read her article, it is of much more amusement than my small post. But I will continue to go on. I absolutely hate Meaghan for the sole fact that even though she harps on me about the fact it was two years ago her and Andy dated, yet she still tries to get into his pants...but that isn't unusual and I don't think Andy should take it personally. More of that on thedirty.com (link is posted at the bottom of this) and on to my personal experience with Meaghan. For starters. Over the course of her relationship with Andy she cheated on him three times, on a side note claimed to be "bisexual". And for some godly unknown reason. All Andy's friends and his sister didn't hate her but hated me and accused me of cheating on him. Honestly, whenever a comment comes out of Andy's male friends mouths it's just "she's a bitch but she has huge tits". Meaghan is also really stupid. I have actually talked to Meaghan quite a bit on facebook, we'd insult eachother back and forth. She told me she was saving up to buy me a waxing kit and I told her to try to thank her for her generosity I'll need to top that lovely gift with an appointment for the plastic surgeon...two for the price of one, maybe? Get a breast reduction and get 50% off to fix your horrible face. Andy's dad's fiance had ordered me some clothing off the internet for Christmas. She got me 3 shirts. Without telling me, I found out he gave one to his sister, and one to Meaghan. So I told her, that I wasn't going to be mad about it anymore. Because she probably gets cold in that Hooters uniform she wears 24/7. She wears it out to the club, she wears it everywhere. She thinks she's hot shit because she was in a "Miss Hooter's peagant" (By the way, she didn't win...most likely due to the fact she looked like she gang-banged the entire Doritos factory five minutes before the peagant probably started) I constantly have people tell me she's better than me. How is that possible? I didn't know being a penny hooker and using a "family restaurant" as a cover-up career for the real occupation contributed so much to society. Also, according to her. Calgary's Hooter's restaurant only has 2 pretty girls working in it...and that's supposed to be a demographic representation of the entire population of Calgary's females and how good looking they must be. Basically, a city's only as good as it's Hooters girls. I wonder what that statement says about Edmonton, Meaghan.

Perhaps the craziest thing this sloot has done is sleep with some random guy two years after her and Andy break up, think that she's pregnant, and while I was dating Andy ask him if he'd pretend to be the father of it, anyways. Thank god she wasn't actually pregnant. Things like this should not be able to reproduce. This chick is fucked in the head, end of story.
http://thedirty.com/2011/03/edmonton-hooters-girl-gone-wild-2/

The West End, Asian dick and Coach bags.

Okay I am just going to start with the biggest problem around to get it out of the way. This was my boyfriend's (Andy) sister. Her name is Courtney. My first ever rival I had in the whole situation. She is just a terrible person. She lives in the west end of Edmonton (with most of these other trashbags) and is one of those greasy ex-veteran West Edmonton Mall rats. She used to be a major scene kid who would pop drugs in the mall and walk around with all those other rats being noisy and thinking they are hot shit. For this reason, miss Courtney went on from the age of 12 to 16 thinking she was the hottest shit around because she was able to smoke a cigarette and get a job at La Senza, although clearly flat chested herself, she still bragged about being a "bra fitter" - why brag you ask? Because this little miss I'm pretty sure is bisexual or maybe even lesbian. When I dated her big bro he had told me she was bisexual because she used to make out with girls. If you want to be friends with Courtney, you either have to be a 13 year old little girl who will buy drugs from her, or your best luck might be if you're a male over the age of 21, drive a car and have a credit card. This sloot usually snatches her prey through big bro's friends. Everything needs to be paid for by big bro or his friends. Even a plate of food from Denny's (one of the main components of West End trashbag diets other than liquor and mcdonald's for it's business hours being as extensive as the liquor store and cheap meals). She only really party's with big bro's friends (Jory, Cass, Kevin...who are all 20+ and must be jumping for joy over the fact she is now 18 and will be slooting it up at the club asking for dick) which is funny because all of these guys are like brothers to Andy. And I know she's fucked Jory and Kevin for sure. Also, the worst thing Courtney has done to me besides brainwashed all Andy's friends to hate my guts was probably try to set up or encourage her underaged friends at the time to date Andy...So when you think about it, it's like a terrible incestuous situation gone horribly wrong. She also claims to be vegetarian, but clearly eats packaged meat. The most awkward thing about hanging out with Courtney is that she'll talk about how she is attracted to Asian guys, and tell you their dicks aren't small. And then open up a bag and say "I just spent $600 on this Coach purse" .... Isn't it kind of awkward that no Coach bag is that expensive? That's just trying to attain some bragging rights....or maybe an excuse as to why she wants people to pay for a meal at Denny's. No matter how classy you try to be honey, you'll always be trash. And the biggest homewrecker in existence.